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• Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
  -- Stephen Leacock...
• As for what you're calling hard luck -- well, we made New England out of it, that and codfish.
  -- Stephen Vincent Bene...
• What arrow? -- King Herald of England
• Fairy tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
• There was a state without king or nobles; there was a church without a bishop
  -- Rufus Choate (1799-1859) -- Speech before the New England Society, Dec. 22, 1843...
• It's spring in England. I missed it last year. I was in the bathroom. -- Michael Flande
• What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concered reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
  -- Stephen King...
• If you need a spoon, keep one around. Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
  Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out - use it for spackle or bathroom grout....
• New England Life, of course. Why?