If You Need A Spoon, Keep One Around. Carry A Thermos To Help Wash It Down.

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If you need a spoon, keep one around. Carry a thermos to help wash it
down. Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out - use it for
spackle or bathroom grout.
-- A. Yankovic, "Spam"

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