In A Decision Sure To Cause Major Controversy For Several Minutes, The US Supreme Court Struck Down The First Law Of Nature, Judging It To Be Unlawfully Discriminatory.

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In a decision sure to cause major controversy for several minutes,
the US Supreme Court struck down the First Law of Nature, judging it to be
unlawfully discriminatory.

Though never actually written down, the First Law of Nature is
generally accepted by the American Bar Association to be, "If an individual
or collection of individuals puts into practice or causes to be put into
practice an action which, measured against the judgement of a reasonable
person, is unwise or lacking in basic common sense, then the aforementioned
individual or collection of individuals shall suffer all consequences
resulting from that action, up to and including loss of life."

Translation: "You do something stupid, you die."

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