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In A Family Argument, If It Turns Out You Are Right, Apologize At Once! -- Lazarus Long
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In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once!
-- Lazarus Long
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You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
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