Related:

• Miller's Maxim: In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease
  it gets replaced....
• The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
• Life is a Ferris wheel - you get dizzy. -- Linette
• The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the yapping dog gets kicked.
• Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony? Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
  Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped....
• Matz's Maxim: A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....