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• The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. BILLINGS
• The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. -- Josh Billings, "The Kicke
• Miller's Maxim: In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease
  it gets replaced....
• The squeaky hinge gets the oil. -- Gene Frankli
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
• Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony? Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
  Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped....
• Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
• A dog on the run can safely be kicked.