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• Thou say'st an undisputed thing In such a solemn way.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- To an Insec...
• Tux Penguin Boxing Match LAS VEGAS, NV -- The unofficial Linux mascot Tux the Penguin will face his arch rival the BSD Daemon in a boxing match this Saturday night.
  The match is part of the International Computer Mascot Boxing Federation's First Annual World Championship Series....
• Homer: Come on, come on, let's go. Bart: [as announcer] In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of the town, Battling Bart Simpson!
  [whistles] whoopee, wo wo wo! And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats....
• The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.
  -- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
  .. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
• If the jury feels the law is unjust, we recognize the undisputed power of the jury to acquit, even if its verdict is contrary to the law as given by a judge, and contrary to the evidence .
  .. and the courts must abide by that decision. -- US v Moylan, 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 1969, 417 F....
• Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show busine
  what goes up must come down. Lisa: What about Bob Hope?...
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....