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• In case of emergency read manual.
• If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer chocolate immediately!
• I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
• In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
  -- Ronald Reaga...
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor" ... What's my mother going to do? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Mr. Rivera was the landlord in the apartment building I grew up in.
  He was the kind of landlord who never wanted to fix anything in the apartment....