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• This morning there was ice on the pipes in my apartment.
  But the landlord fixed it. He put antifreeze in the radiator. -- Herb Shrine...
• It's hard to figure out the landlord of an apartment complex who will discourage children from being tenants, yet allow rock band players.
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord.
  The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord....
• Fie! he said, surveying the carnage about him. Someone must have left the bathroom light on agai
  don't they know the landlord gets UPSET?! He sighed and went into the kitchen for a garbage bag....
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican, he just wanted to live like one.
• Man who loses key to girls apartment get no new key.
• Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me.
  You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while....
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...