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• It [the Bible] is full of interest. It has noble poetry in i
  and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history...
• There has never been an intellegent person of the age of sixty who would consent to live his life over again.
  His or anyone else's....
• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal that has the True Religion -- several of them.
  He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight....
• He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...