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  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
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• T'was a brave person indeed, who first ate an oyster. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)