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I Need A Good Screw! Preferrably Drywall, Philips.
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I need a good screw! Preferrably drywall, Philips.
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I want a screw. I need a good screw. -- from Green Card
Good Eats, Good Friends and Money. That's all I need.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. -- Emo Philip
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
-- Emo Philip...
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence.
.. sort of like the Post Office with tanks. -- Emo Philip...
Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
What I need right now is a good psychotic break.
This guy comes over to my house and says, "I want to read your gas meter.
I said, "Whatever happened to the classics?" -- Emo Philip...