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• I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
• I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
• I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
• I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
• Marge: [on cassette] Don't worry, sweetie. It's very common to be homesick when you're so far away from the people who love you.
  Lisa: [pauses tape] Okay, I'm not going to give up....
• My rubber duck keeps sinking...
• I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards.
  I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank....