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• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
• Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
  -- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
• Homer: [pushing "Play"] Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left.
  How very odd. Machine: [singing] Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah....
• Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
  Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
• Homer: Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes [sic] into the voluptuary!
  [He kisses Marge] Homer's response when Marge asks Homer, in bed, why the weigh loss tapes aren't working....
• Chalmers: [through bullhorn] Skinner, get off of my school.
  Skinner: No, you get off of my school. Marge: Homer, Bart's up there!...
• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
  -- Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
  [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
• Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
  Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....