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• I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
• I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
• I will never lie to you. -- James Earl Carte
• Will Rogers never met Hillary's husband.
• Scotty, the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard.
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• I'm sick of liberals...Hillary, am I covered for that?
• My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell till I married her. -- Hal Roach
• I never knew what true happiness was till I got married. And then it was too late.