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• I will never lie to you.
• I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
• I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
• It's a lie. I was never here. -- Kilroy
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
  [Maggie axes him] Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe....
• You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
  -- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
• I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge