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I Never Thought That Inorganic Matter Could Attack A Man.
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I never thought that inorganic matter could attack a man. That's
why I'm in such a panic -I've just seen proof it can!
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I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
.. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....
I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.
Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....