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• The paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book--it makes a very poor doorstop.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• Always make the audience suffer as much as possible. -- Alfred Hitchcock
• I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• SMILEY { Alfred Hitchcock
• I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it. -- Alfred Hitchcock
• We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.
  I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin....
• There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm.
  Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig....
• Self-plagiarism is style. -- Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980)