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• Infinity is where you transfer from one parallel line to another.
• Always take a lawyer with you, and bring another lawyer to watch him.
  -- Bo Diddeley's Observation on the Law...
• LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...
• Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
• If a string has one end, it has another. -- Miksch's Law
• One man's 'Simple' is another man's 'Huh ?' -- David Stone's Law
• Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.