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• The further you get into the suburbs the bigger women's hairstyles get. -- Billy Jaye
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
• The computer industry is journalists in their 20's standing in awe of entrepreneurs in their 30's who are hiring salesmen in their 40's and 50's and paying them in the 60's and 70's to bring their marketing into the 80's.
  -- Marty Winsto...
• They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• The first and great commandment is, Don't let them scare you. -- Elmer Davi
• The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.