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• A lot of women are getting tattoos. Don't do it, that's sick.
  That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're 20, 30....
• If you think women are moody and bossy - get a cat.
• Quote #295 if you evaluate C++, you still get C, but C gets bigger -- erik naggum
• Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
• I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
  -- Harold S. Kushne...
• Better get a bigger gun, cuz I'm not dead yet....
• Many a man that can't direct you to a corner drugstore will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind.
  -- Finley Peter Dunne...
• The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.