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  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• The Real Man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• Try vodka and Geritol and have a Tired Bloody Mary.
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  Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky. -- The Real Man's Arctic Breakfa...
• The Real Man's Arctic Breakfast: Ingredients: one bottle of whisky, ten pounds of raw meat.
  Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky....
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  mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish....
• A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2.