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Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup,
mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment
which destroys the original flavor of the dish.
-- Henry Miller
Related:
laser chicken n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...
laser chicken: n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
The real man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
The Real Man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
The same applies for other kinds of long-lasting low-level pain.
[...] The body's response to being jabbed, pierced, and cut is to produce endorphins....
Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.