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A Lover Is A Bottle Of Wine; A Husband Is A Wine Bottle.
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A lover is a bottle of wine; a husband is a wine bottle.
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A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ...
But she sure looks fine after a bottle of wine.
Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
-- Homer struggles to open a wine bottle, "The Crepes of Wrath...
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This is a bottle with a message in it and the message is 'beware....
Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
[takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
Reelometic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy and a prize-winning Cuvee Reserve Chateau bottle, Nuit sans Woga Woga which has a bouquet like an Aborigine's armpit.
-- Australian Table Wine Assoc....
All I need to have a good time, Is a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.
With those three things I don't need no sunshine, A reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine....