Waiter: Would You Care To Select The Wine? Bart: I'll Do The Honors.

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Waiter: Would you care to select the wine?
Bart: I'll do the honors. [takes the wine list, reads it]
No, no, no, no! My God! What passes for a wine list these
days? Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine,
chop-chop.
-- At The Gilded Truffle, "Lisa the Greek"

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