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• I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
• Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
  -- Baltasar Gracia...
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• Follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it.
• Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.
  -- Gluck's First Law...
• Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
• So they're building this tunnel between France and England.
  England drives on the left side of the road. France drives on the right side of the road....
• PARALLELIDIOTS: Two people side by side approaching a "left lane ends" that stick it out until the very last second.