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• leaving is much more difficult than entering. -- First Law of Hacking
• First Law of Hacking: leaving is much more difficult than entering.
• I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• Laugh, about it, shout about it when you've got to choose--whichever way you look at it you lose.
  -- Paul Simo...
• For every organisation, there is an equal and opposite reorganisation.
  -- Pickett's First Law of the Company...
• Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law
  You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter....
• Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is always pushing your buttons.
  Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....
• Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.