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• I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
  First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
• mumble interj. 1. Said when the correct response is too complicated to enunciate, or the speaker has not thought it out.
  Often prefaces a longer answer, or indicates a general reluctance to get into a long discussion....
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?
• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?