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I Now Have Absolute Proof That Smoking Even One Marijuana Cigarette Is Equal In Brain Damage To Being On Bikini Island During An H-bomb Blast.
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I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal
in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.
-- Ronald W. Reagan
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The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think that I would want the job.
-- Ronald W. Reagan (in 1973)...
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reaga...
This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon.
-- Ronald W. Reagan, "People" magazine, December 26, 1985...
'Space: The Final Front' -- Ronald W. Reagan (well, he COULD have said it. . . .)
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
I am not asleep. -- Ronald Reaga
I am not senile. -- Ronald Reaga
The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
-- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
In the past a sexy woman was one who lay on a sofa like an odalisque, smoking a cigarette.
Now she is an athletic woman....