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Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
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Worf: "What have you found, Doctor?" Beverly: "Not much.
The brain scans I've run are unusual, but there's no damage to the hypocampus....
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.
-- Ronald W. Reaga...
brain-damaged: 1. [generalization of `Honeywell Brain Damage' (HBD), a theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms in Honeywell {{Multics}}] adj.
Obviously wrong; {cretinous}; {demented}. There is an implication that the person responsible must have suffered brain damage, because he should have known better....
brain-damaged adj. 1. [common; generalization of `Honeywell Brain Damage' (HBD), a theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms in Honeywell Multics] adj.
Obviously wrong; cretinous; demented. There is an implication that the person responsible must have suffered brain damage, because he should have known better....
I have already not made that point.
Brain damage is what we were after...chromosome damage was just gravy
Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
-- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
-- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...