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I Now Pronounce You Men And Wives.
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I now pronounce you men and wives.
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As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
.. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...
How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive....
O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives!
-- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- The Song of the Shi...
I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....
INTOXICATED: When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
Lisa: I _have_ to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
[in the future, Lisa is being sworn in] Ma...
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed
maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives....