In Response To The Heavy Mail Department: I Did Not Say That Dan Quayle Was So Dumb He Flunked His Blood Test.

In Response To The Heavy Mail Department: I Did Not Say That Dan Quayle Was So Dumb He Flunked His Blood Test.

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In Response to the Heavy Mail Department: I did not say that Dan Quayle was
so dumb he flunked his blood test. I know for a fact that his grade was D+,
so I did not say that. Please do not accuse me of saying things I did not
say.

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