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• Rush Limbaugh: The patron saint of mediocrity!
• Bicycles may not be ridden without "appropriate fashion accessories" anywhere in Santa Clara County (de facto law).
• Lemar's Parking Postulate: If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.
• Vice President Dan Quayle is parking in handicapped spaces in Washington, and has not yet been arrested or given a ticket!
• I will speak for you Father. I speak for all mediocraties in the world.
  I am their champion. I am their...patron saint. -- Antonio Salieri _Amadeus_...
• Everybody in Los Angeles is in therapy. It's a good thing they don't have parking spaces for the emotionally handicapped.
  There'd be no place to park. -- Jackson Perdue...
• It's not the drunken drivers who cause the trouble here
  it's these young guys in their little German cars, switching lanes and giving each other the finger....