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  The chilling truth is, it might be an improvement. -- Allan Sherma...
• I support efforts] to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate.
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• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
  -- real standing law in Iowa, United States of America...
• There are more horses' backsides in the military service of the United States than there are horses.
  -- Robert J. Clark...
• QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it.
  In the United States Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House...
• In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dolla
  he right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law....
• In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of Panama, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its liking.
  In 1990, Iraq, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of Kuwait, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its liking....