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Jesus' Apostles Had 12 Members. Elvis' Memphis Mafia Had 12 Members.
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Jesus' Apostles had 12 members. Elvis' Memphis Mafia had 12 members.
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If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only ten apostles.
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