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In Spite Of What You May Have Heard, It Is Permissible To Yell "FIRE!
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In spite of what you may have heard, it is permissible to yell "FIRE!" in a
theatre, particularly if the theater is on fire.
Related:
Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire.
In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
May I fire you?
I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.
Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!
' in a crowded theater." -- Peter Venetokli...
You may fire when ready, Gridley.
May the fire be your friend, may the sea rock you gently.