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May The Fire Be Your Friend, May The Sea Rock You Gently.
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May the fire be your friend, may the sea rock you gently.
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May I fire you?
You may be redneck... if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
May fire ants nest in your garden.
You may fire when ready, Gridley.
You may be redneck... if you tried to take a fishing pole into Sea World.
Go face the fire at sea, or the cholera in your friend's house, or the burglar in your own, or what danger lies in the way of duty, knowing you are guarded by the cherubim of Destiny.
If you believe in Fate to your harm, believe it, at least, for your good....
In spite of what you may have heard, it is permissible to yell "FIRE!
in a theatre, particularly if the theater is on fire....
The birds may kiss the bees goodbye, The buttercup.
..the butterfly. The morning dew may kiss the grass, And you my friend, may kiss my a**....