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• In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
• I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
  That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....
• Pave the rainforest, shoot the condors, nuke the whales!
• I was in Tennessee and they hated me. They knew I came in from California.
  A guy stood up and said, "At least here in Tennessee we don't drive all over our freeways and shoot and kill people!...
• Any more and it would be illegal!
• Save M&M's.... They taste better than whales!
• In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.