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INTENTION, N. The Mind's Sense Of The Prevalence Of One Set Of Influences Over Another Se
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INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of
influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence,
immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.
Poor Isabella's Dead, whose abdication Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation....
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
Excepting in its foetal state, Man is without a tail, a privation of which he attests an hereditary and uneasy consciousness by the coat-skirt of the male and the train of the female, and by a marked tendency to ornament that part of his attire where the tail should be, and indubitably once was....
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
SCRIBBLER, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment.
He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn....
EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order.
The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other -- which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in the pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of a dog....
ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...