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• Some people are so nice to be nasty to.
• So far the only successful substitute for brains is silence.
• Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
• Surfing the Internet" is a sad term for sad people.
  Get a board, find a beach, surf some REAL waves and get a *real* life....
• Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
  -- Andrew Lia...
• Cthulhu eh? If he's so powerful why is he so ugly?
• One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Andrew, age 6...
• wheel n. [from slang `big wheel' for a powerful person] A person who has an active wheel bit.
  We need to find a wheel to unwedge the hung tape drives....
• Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no knowledge of them.