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• Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
  -- Andrew Brow...
• It is well to remember, my son, that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
  -- John Andrew Holme...
• There is absolutely nothing loving about sex .... Lust is as destructive of love inside the marriage as it is outside.
  -- Fr. John H....
• My deeply held belief is that if a God of anything like the traditional sort exists, our curiosity and intelligence is provided by such a God.
  We would be unappreciative of that gift ... if we suppressed our passion to explore the universe and ourselves....
• Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*?
• My sex life is very bad. If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Dear Emily, what about test messages? -- Concerned Dear Concerned
  It is important, when testing, to test the entire net....
• I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• We are ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are set free by the foolishness of God.
  -- Saint Augustine (354-430) -- On Christian doctrine (396-427)...