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  one could actually hear the switching tones used to route long-distance calls....
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  He checked with his meteorologists and learned the day he had chosen would be incredibly rainy....
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
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  Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people to choose between their careers and their hearts....