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You May Be Redneck... If The Front Yard's Pink Flamingos Ain't A Joke.
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-- You may be redneck...
if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke.
Related:
You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
You may be redneck... if you burn your yard instead of mowing it.
You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
You may be redneck... if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard.
You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
You may be redneck... if you cut your toenails in front of company.
You may be redneck... if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
You may be redneck... if you have a ham hanging from your front porch.
I kept it warm in my own oven! -- Divine (PINK FLAMINGOS)
