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  -- Ian Faith, manager of Spinal Tap...
• DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.
  All hail, Delusion! Were it not for thee The world turned topsy-turvy we should see...
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  .. Spinal Tap! -- Rock concert, "Otto Show...
• We'd love to stay and chat but we have to go to the lobby and wait for the limo. -- Spinal Tap
• Here you are, among the top one hundred and five concert acts today.
  What's your secret, guys? -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...
• Fellas, I'm going to hit you with a phrase that has dogged you throughout your career.
  Washed-up." -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...
• The world cannot always understand a person's profession of faith, but it can understand service.
  -- Ian Maclare...
• Flower People don't you cry; it's not too late. -- Spinal Tap
• There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity. -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap