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• There are two universes: for males, and for females.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• They don't let us beat students anymore, but my fantasy life is my own business.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• She's human...well, she's a lawyer, but reasonably human.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• A college professor is someone smart enough to get a Ph.
  D., but too crazy to make a living....