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She's Human...well, She's A Lawyer, But Reasonably Human.
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She's human...well, she's a lawyer, but reasonably human.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991
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You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
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As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
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If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
'" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
There are two universes: for males, and for females.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
A college professor is someone smart enough to get a Ph.
D., but too crazy to make a living....