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I Often Mistake My Hands For Food.
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I often mistake my hands for food.
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People often mistake what I say for what I am thinking. . -- Idi Amin Dada
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I often daydream about my inability to fantasize.
Death is the broom I take in my hands to sweep the world clean.
Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
