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• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
  ! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
  Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
• They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
  -- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
  Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...
• I often mistake my hands for food.
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte