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• I like him and it in that order.
• Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
  [raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
• A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
  I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider,"because I want you to be happy....
• A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
  I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....
• I was thinking of Sybok. I have lost a brother. I lost a brother once -- I was lucky I got him back.
  I thought you said men like us don't have families....
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
  He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
• The land that had nourished him and had borne him fruit now turned against him and called him a fruit.
  Man, I hate land like that. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...