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I once knew a hacker who ate too fast and choked to death.....
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The rabbit choked to death on cereal. I guess Trix *ARE* just for kids.
I choked Linda Lovelace.
Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose .
. . Anything goes. -- Cole Porte...
I once had a dog who, like you, insisted on being cheerful in the morning.
I got rid of him by giving him to an immigrant Japanese family- and they ate him....
Quote #38 Without naming names (which I couldn't anyway because I've forgotten exactly who it was)
one the most amusing bug reports we received at Lucid wrt Lucid Common Lisp was that "GC runs too fast"....
wq -- A tribute to a well-loved editor I once knew...
cycle: 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper describes himself as a "cycle junkie").
One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....
cycle 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie").
One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....